diff --git a/lib/hooks/relationship-hooks.js b/lib/hooks/relationship-hooks.js
--- a/lib/hooks/relationship-hooks.js
+++ b/lib/hooks/relationship-hooks.js
@@ -1,35 +1,358 @@
 // @flow
 
 import * as React from 'react';
+import uuid from 'uuid';
 
+import { useAllowOlmViaTunnelbrokerForDMs } from './flag-hooks.js';
+import { useGetAndUpdateDeviceListsForUsers } from './peer-list-hooks.js';
+import { useNewThickThread } from './thread-hooks.js';
 import { updateRelationships as serverUpdateRelationships } from '../actions/relationship-actions.js';
 import { useLegacyAshoatKeyserverCall } from '../keyserver-conn/legacy-keyserver-call.js';
-import type {
-  RelationshipAction,
-  RelationshipErrors,
+import { pendingToRealizedThreadIDsSelector } from '../selectors/thread-selectors.js';
+import { dmOperationSpecificationTypes } from '../shared/dm-ops/dm-op-utils.js';
+import { useProcessAndSendDMOperation } from '../shared/dm-ops/process-dm-ops.js';
+import {
+  userSupportsThickThreads,
+  getPendingThreadID,
+} from '../shared/thread-utils.js';
+import type { RelationshipOperation } from '../types/messages/update-relationship.js';
+import type { AppState } from '../types/redux-types.js';
+import {
+  type RelationshipAction,
+  type RelationshipErrors,
+  type RelationshipRequestUserInfo,
+  relationshipActions,
+  userRelationshipStatus,
 } from '../types/relationship-types.js';
+import { threadTypes } from '../types/thread-types-enum.js';
+import { useSelector } from '../utils/redux-utils.js';
+import sleep from '../utils/sleep.js';
+
+type RobotextPlanForUser =
+  | { +plan: 'send_to_thin_thread' }
+  | {
+      +plan: 'send_to_existing_thick_thread',
+      +thickThreadID: string,
+    }
+  | { +plan: 'send_to_new_thick_thread' };
+
+// We can't call processAndSendDMOperation until device lists are in
+// AuxUserStore, but this hook needs to support users who haven't been fetched
+// yet. We implement an effect that watches AuxUserStore after a fetch, so we
+// know when we're ready to call processAndSendDMOperation.
+type Step = {
+  +step: 'waiting_for_updated_device_lists',
+  +action: RelationshipAction,
+  +userIDs: $ReadOnlyArray<string>,
+  +waitingForUserIDs: $ReadOnlyArray<string>,
+  +resolve: RelationshipErrors => void,
+  +reject: Error => mixed,
+};
+
+const deviceListTimeout = 10 * 1000; // ten seconds
 
 function useUpdateRelationships(): (
   action: RelationshipAction,
   userIDs: $ReadOnlyArray<string>,
 ) => Promise<RelationshipErrors> {
+  const viewerID = useSelector(
+    state => state.currentUserInfo && state.currentUserInfo.id,
+  );
+  const processAndSendDMOperation = useProcessAndSendDMOperation();
+  const sendRobotextToThickThread = React.useCallback(
+    async (
+      userID: string,
+      thickThreadID: string,
+      relationshipOperation: RelationshipOperation,
+    ): Promise<void> => {
+      if (!viewerID) {
+        console.log('skipping sendRobotextToThickThread since logged out');
+        return;
+      }
+      const op = {
+        type: 'update_relationship',
+        threadID: thickThreadID,
+        creatorID: viewerID,
+        time: Date.now(),
+        operation: relationshipOperation,
+        targetUserID: userID,
+        messageID: uuid.v4(),
+      };
+      const opSpecification = {
+        type: dmOperationSpecificationTypes.OUTBOUND,
+        op,
+        // We need to use a different mechanism than `all_thread_members`
+        // because when creating a thread, the thread might not yet
+        // be in the store.
+        recipients: {
+          type: 'some_users',
+          userIDs: [userID],
+        },
+      };
+      await processAndSendDMOperation(opSpecification);
+    },
+    [viewerID, processAndSendDMOperation],
+  );
+
   const updateRelationships = useLegacyAshoatKeyserverCall(
     serverUpdateRelationships,
   );
-  return React.useCallback(
-    (action: RelationshipAction, userIDs: $ReadOnlyArray<string>) =>
-      updateRelationships({
+  const auxUserInfos = useSelector(state => state.auxUserStore.auxUserInfos);
+  const pendingToRealizedThreadIDs = useSelector((state: AppState) =>
+    pendingToRealizedThreadIDsSelector(state.threadStore.threadInfos),
+  );
+  const userInfos = useSelector(state => state.userStore.userInfos);
+  const rawThreadInfos = useSelector(
+    (state: AppState) => state.threadStore.threadInfos,
+  );
+  const newThickThread = useNewThickThread();
+
+  // This callback contains the core of the logic. We extract it here because
+  // before we run it, we need to make sure auxUserInfos is correctly populated,
+  // and that might require waiting on a Redux action to be reduced
+  const updateRelationshipsAndSendRobotext = React.useCallback(
+    async (action: RelationshipAction, userIDs: $ReadOnlyArray<string>) => {
+      if (!viewerID) {
+        console.log(
+          'skipping updateRelationshipsAndSendRobotext since logged out',
+        );
+        return {};
+      }
+      const planForUsers = new Map<string, RobotextPlanForUser>();
+      for (const userID of userIDs) {
+        const supportsThickThreads = userSupportsThickThreads(
+          userID,
+          auxUserInfos,
+        );
+        if (!supportsThickThreads) {
+          planForUsers.set(userID, { plan: 'send_to_thin_thread' });
+          continue;
+        }
+
+        const pendingThreadID = getPendingThreadID(
+          threadTypes.PERSONAL,
+          [userID, viewerID],
+          null,
+        );
+
+        const realizedThreadID =
+          pendingToRealizedThreadIDs.get(pendingThreadID);
+        if (!realizedThreadID) {
+          planForUsers.set(userID, { plan: 'send_to_new_thick_thread' });
+          continue;
+        }
+
+        const rawThreadInfo = rawThreadInfos[realizedThreadID];
+        if (!rawThreadInfo) {
+          console.log(
+            `could not find rawThreadInfo for realizedThreadID ` +
+              `${realizedThreadID} found for pendingThreadID ` +
+              pendingThreadID,
+          );
+          planForUsers.set(userID, { plan: 'send_to_new_thick_thread' });
+          continue;
+        }
+
+        if (rawThreadInfo.type === threadTypes.PERSONAL) {
+          planForUsers.set(userID, {
+            plan: 'send_to_existing_thick_thread',
+            thickThreadID: realizedThreadID,
+          });
+        } else {
+          planForUsers.set(userID, { plan: 'send_to_thin_thread' });
+        }
+      }
+
+      const usersForKeyserverCall: {
+        [userID: string]: RelationshipRequestUserInfo,
+      } = {};
+      for (const [userID, planForUser] of planForUsers) {
+        usersForKeyserverCall[userID] = {
+          createRobotextInThinThread:
+            planForUser.plan === 'send_to_thin_thread',
+        };
+      }
+      const keyserverResultPromise = updateRelationships({
         action,
-        users: Object.fromEntries(
-          userIDs.map(userID => [
+        users: usersForKeyserverCall,
+      });
+
+      const thickThreadPromises: Array<Promise<void>> = [];
+      for (const [userID, planForUser] of planForUsers) {
+        if (planForUser.plan === 'send_to_thin_thread') {
+          // Keyserver calls handles creating robotext for thin threads
+          continue;
+        }
+        if (
+          action !== relationshipActions.FRIEND &&
+          action !== relationshipActions.FARCASTER_MUTUAL
+        ) {
+          // We only create robotext for FRIEND and FARCASTER_MUTUAL
+          continue;
+        }
+
+        const relationshipStatus = userInfos[userID]?.relationshipStatus;
+        let relationshipOperation;
+        if (action === relationshipActions.FARCASTER_MUTUAL) {
+          relationshipOperation = 'farcaster_mutual';
+        } else if (
+          relationshipStatus === userRelationshipStatus.FRIEND ||
+          relationshipStatus === userRelationshipStatus.REQUEST_RECEIVED
+        ) {
+          relationshipOperation = 'request_accepted';
+        } else {
+          relationshipOperation = 'request_sent';
+        }
+
+        if (planForUser.plan === 'send_to_existing_thick_thread') {
+          const { thickThreadID } = planForUser;
+          thickThreadPromises.push(
+            sendRobotextToThickThread(
+              userID,
+              thickThreadID,
+              relationshipOperation,
+            ),
+          );
+          continue;
+        }
+
+        const createThickThreadAndSendRobotextPromise = (async () => {
+          const thickThreadID = await newThickThread({
+            type: threadTypes.PERSONAL,
+            initialMemberIDs: [userID],
+          });
+          return await sendRobotextToThickThread(
             userID,
-            {
-              createRobotextInThinThread: true,
+            thickThreadID,
+            relationshipOperation,
+          );
+        })();
+        thickThreadPromises.push(createThickThreadAndSendRobotextPromise);
+      }
+
+      const [keyserverResult] = await Promise.all([
+        keyserverResultPromise,
+        Promise.all(thickThreadPromises),
+      ]);
+      return keyserverResult;
+    },
+    [
+      viewerID,
+      updateRelationships,
+      auxUserInfos,
+      pendingToRealizedThreadIDs,
+      sendRobotextToThickThread,
+      userInfos,
+      rawThreadInfos,
+      newThickThread,
+    ],
+  );
+
+  const [step, setStep] = React.useState<?Step>();
+
+  // This hook watches AuxUserStore after a fetch to make sure we're ready to
+  // call processAndSendDMOperation. We can't do that from the returned
+  // callback, as it will have an old version of auxUserInfos bound into it.
+  React.useEffect(() => {
+    if (step?.step !== 'waiting_for_updated_device_lists') {
+      return;
+    }
+    const { action, userIDs, waitingForUserIDs, resolve, reject } = step;
+    for (const userID of waitingForUserIDs) {
+      const supportsThickThreads = userSupportsThickThreads(
+        userID,
+        auxUserInfos,
+      );
+      if (!supportsThickThreads) {
+        return;
+      }
+    }
+    setStep(null);
+    updateRelationshipsAndSendRobotext(action, userIDs).then(resolve, reject);
+  }, [step, auxUserInfos, updateRelationshipsAndSendRobotext]);
+
+  const usingOlmViaTunnelbrokerForDMs = useAllowOlmViaTunnelbrokerForDMs();
+  const getAndUpdateDeviceListsForUsers = useGetAndUpdateDeviceListsForUsers();
+
+  return React.useCallback(
+    async (action: RelationshipAction, userIDs: $ReadOnlyArray<string>) => {
+      // We only need to create robotext for FRIEND and FARCASTER_MUTUAL,
+      // so we skip the complexity below for other RelationshipActions
+      if (
+        !usingOlmViaTunnelbrokerForDMs ||
+        (action !== relationshipActions.FRIEND &&
+          action !== relationshipActions.FARCASTER_MUTUAL)
+      ) {
+        return await updateRelationships({
+          action,
+          users: Object.fromEntries(
+            userIDs.map(userID => [
+              userID,
+              {
+                // this param only matters for FRIEND and FARCASTER_MUTUAL
+                createRobotextInThinThread: true,
+              },
+            ]),
+          ),
+        });
+      }
+
+      const missingDeviceListsUserIDs: Array<string> = [];
+      for (const userID of userIDs) {
+        const supportsThickThreads = userSupportsThickThreads(
+          userID,
+          auxUserInfos,
+        );
+        if (!supportsThickThreads) {
+          missingDeviceListsUserIDs.push(userID);
+        }
+      }
+
+      if (missingDeviceListsUserIDs.length > 0) {
+        const deviceLists = await getAndUpdateDeviceListsForUsers(
+          missingDeviceListsUserIDs,
+          true,
+        );
+
+        const waitingForUserIDs: Array<string> = [];
+        for (const userID of missingDeviceListsUserIDs) {
+          if (deviceLists[userID] && deviceLists[userID].devices.length > 0) {
+            waitingForUserIDs.push(userID);
+          }
+        }
+
+        if (waitingForUserIDs.length > 0) {
+          const nextStepPromise = new Promise<RelationshipErrors>(
+            (resolve, reject) => {
+              setStep({
+                step: 'waiting_for_updated_device_lists',
+                action,
+                userIDs,
+                waitingForUserIDs,
+                resolve,
+                reject,
+              });
             },
-          ]),
-        ),
-      }),
-    [updateRelationships],
+          );
+          return await Promise.race([
+            nextStepPromise,
+            (async () => {
+              await sleep(deviceListTimeout);
+              throw new Error(`Fetch device lists timed out`);
+            })(),
+          ]);
+        }
+      }
+
+      return await updateRelationshipsAndSendRobotext(action, userIDs);
+    },
+    [
+      getAndUpdateDeviceListsForUsers,
+      updateRelationshipsAndSendRobotext,
+      updateRelationships,
+      auxUserInfos,
+      usingOlmViaTunnelbrokerForDMs,
+    ],
   );
 }